www.jayarama.us/archives/trash-17000.txt (rev. 131103) Practice Writings of Monkey and Piggy ANJANA SUTA ACADEMY CHAPTER TWO Down to Earth M/P: Nap is dun. Dull thoughts shun. Arise and Devil fight! "Estimado Professor Miguel Polo, Alejandro Salazaar et al, Hare Krsna! Saludos de India, Kolkatta. Llegamos ayer. Viaje con muchisimo austerdiad pero vale la pena. Aqui hay oportunidades adelantar nuestra esfuerzas mejor el mundo. 1. PONENCIA DE MIGUEL Estamos casi listo imprimir el libro de los resultados del Seminar con NIOS y Museo National de India, Mayo pasado. Periodostas preguntando si va a ser listo. Desculpa pero no puedo encontrar el articulo de Miguel acerca de Buddhismo! Por favor si puede enviar tan pronto como es posible. Era un crime si su articulo no esta en esta volumen!!!! 2. HONRANDO PROFESOR BANDYOPADHYAY Estamos aqui para una semana. Despues Mayapura una semana y aqui dos dias. Despues Manipur dos semanas y aqui dos dias. Despues Australia un mes y aqui otra vez para una semana. Esta semana estamos trabajando y planificando. NECESITAMOS una carta del Decano pidiendo el Gobernador de West Bengal presentar la Diploma de Honor al Profesor Bandyopadhyay formalmente con presencia de Vice Rector de Universidad de Kolkatta. Todos son disponible realizar esta evento. Vamos a enviar carta con detalles exactos como manana o manana-manana. Es importante por que va a crear mucho attencion a ... 3. CONVENION ENTRE SAN MARCOS Y UNIVERSIDAD DE INDIA Hablando con Prof. Bandyopadhyay el dijo que si, es obvio hay mucho, mucho similaritud entre la experiencia de Peru y India, Bengal, y tambien mucho, mucho similaritud de la percepcion de como mejorar la cosas. Puede ser mucho esfuerza genrado por intercambio de escritos y despues escolars. El dijo que Universidad de Kolkatta es demasiado bureaurocratico y comunista-materialista para trabajar bien con esta tipo de esfuerza. Entonces es pensando en establecer un convencion entre San Marcos, o otro si es mejor, y un universidad aqui que es mas pequeno pero muy muy prestigioso y activo. Tiene como Presidente casi siempre personas como Juez Principal de Corta Suprema de India, todo. Tambien vamos a enviar los detalles manana o pronto. O.K. Pienso eso es. Ahora. Nuestra cellular aqui es 91 (india) 9930 254 368" CHAPTER THREE Into the Earth. Hunger is just another kind of suffocation. When there is no air in your lungs you feel them pleading, calling, for air. Potatoes and grits bring air, to the stomach, view of sweet Radha and Krsna is more fair (than air). Learn to live on air, learn to live on Country Faire, Goloka Faire. When you're hungry an writhing on the ground that's your stomach calling for air. The walruses suck it out of their muscles, then they surface after twenty minutes and breath to recharge their muscles! We just finished Abhiseka on Kolkatta TV. Bathing Gauranga and Nitai where the whole world could see. We got oranges and granites and melons galore all juiced on our Dhoti and a quart on the floor. Yet was really as nice as nice can 'er be, bathing then and dressing Them for Radharani to see. LIFTS US UP TO GOLOKA! We need a lot of mercy to be fully Krsna Conscious. Every minute!!! He Says: After lunch (supper) take a light nap! GOLOKA GOES GOLFING? Sixteen-thousand, one-hundred and eight beauty-full women married Krsna, but He was not agitated by Their femi-nine beauty. He would rather play golf with His 125,382,216 cowherd boyfriends in the forest of Goloka, and that’s what happened. He did His special dootys in Dvaraka and then left a portion of Himself there to do the regular dootys and re-manifested His origin-al form in Goloka. Actually it was like He had never left or grown up. Dvaraka-lila is just like Ayodha-lila, a small part of the real world, real lila, which is Goloka, Vrndavana, the lost forest, where everyone plays golf eternally with Krsna. The cows also have an enormous burden in this complex because they have to move right behind the golfers mowing the grass, and producing milk for the liquid Simply Wonderfuls that constitute the basic diet of all of the Golfers of Vraja-dune. Actually it is a very confidential secret, but because you are very confidential friends of us and never envious of us, Monkey and Piggy, we will reveal to you that the 18-holes in a golf-course are directly manifested from the 18-chapters of Bhagavad-gita. Uncle Gismo: You two have gone completely and absolutely mad. M/P: You could not possible understand our ecstasy. You are just a prosaic navigator. UG: Well that’s better than being an animalistic speculator and if it were the case we would have lost all hope in this search for Srimati Sita-devi a long time ago. M/P: Harrrumfff… Well that we have to admit, but we are not all that crazy. People can play golf in Goloka as much as they like! UG: Accepted. Peace, back to work. HK / HR Japa!!! November 3,2013 Been a long time since we writ here but here’s the thoughts that Japa Joe enstills: forget every thing you have ever heard, and just recite the single word, "hare". man can live: three weeks 'out food, three days 'out drink, three minutes 'out air but in three seconds 'out "hare" we s . i . . n . . . k . . ! . . oh, hara nam, u are always close to shyam and rama nam, but, do elements of daily life surround you too? what is the one thing that every disciple must receive from from his guru's hand? japa-joe then to play we go. japa-joe then to play we go. japa-joe then to play we go. its now become our daily skeem.